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Here are some things which will help when your willpower is very feeble, to ward off the urge to eat, or worse, binge!
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Pinch
your thigh and see how you don't need food, because you should be
eating your own flesh all away from the inside first, before you are
deserving of actual legitimate sustenance.
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Go to the library.
You can research dieting or whatever, or you can read the classics, or
some of the aforementioned listerature. Or you can do homework, or
write letters, but the beauty of it is, since no food or drink is
allowed, you'll have no choice but to abstain from a meal.
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Buy some baby teething gel and rub it on your tongue, to numb your tastebuds.
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If you're even considering eating, just hold your
breath and count to 100. Chances are that you'll convince youself not
to eat whatever it is you're craving in that time.
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The scent of coffee has been proven to lessen ones appetite.
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Chew the food but don't swallow it. Spit it in the bin.
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If you're feeling dangerous, plan out the next few hours so that you're occupied for every single minute. Write a list of things to do for every 15 minutes. eg. exercise, surf the internet, email your friends, clean a room, read a book.
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If you're feeling brave enough to face the kitchen, go there and throw out any potential binge foods. If you must, pour bleach/disinfectant/dishwashing
detergent on the food, and then throw it away! (Anorexics are known for
retrieving food from bins, or stealing food from strange places).
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Pinch your ear! Apply pressure to the front of the ear, one at a time. The front of the ear is apparently a pressure point, in the area that controls hunger.
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Let perfume replace chocolate. Every time you have a craving, or pass a bakery, sniff some Chanel no. 5. Apply it to a tissue and carry it with you. Smell has a powerful effect on appetite.
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Clean something. Cleaning something dirty can make you lose your appetite. The toilet, the litter box,
under the kitchen sink, scrubbing out the garbage bin, anything grimy
or smelly. The mess, along with the smell of the cleaner, can put you
off food for a while.
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Become a teenage artist. Write anorexic poetry, tragic little verses about bones and stomachs and evil evil capsicums. Anorexics are ever so creative.
Collect pictures of skinny girls. Stick them all in your notebook. Draw
pictures of painful bony girls with tear stained faces and their head
in their hands (their spines sticking out). This will take up most of
your time.\
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